Welcome, Traveler, To A New Dimension of Copy
Discover how to write good... persuasive... converting... *mwah* copy through deliciously fun sci-fi adventures and... real-life military stories???
I’m a professional copywriter and private soldier (yes, really)... I've also helped a spirituality brand more than DOUBLE their lead flow with a simple quiz… written for Australia’s most fun sleep care company… revived a programming email list straight from the dead… helped a wool slippers brand rank No1 on Google Search... written a book that got 50,000 reads in its first month... and have worked with GIANTS like CERN and THE Olympic Games and almost Microsoft (I turned them down to work on my own SaaS)
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No worries, though.
I've kept a spare one exactly for this reason.
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Wait a minute...
Don't tell me you actually expect me to write... copy
Are you seriously wondering things like...
"Who are you?"
"What makes you so much better than other copywriters?"
"Why should I even join your list?"
"Why can't woodchuck Chuck chuck wood anymore?"
What are you, some kind of freak?
*sigh* fine, let's answer these questions.
*cracks knuckles*
Don't say I didn't warn you
Reason #1
you should join my email list
I'm pretty darn good at this copywritng thing
And my clients would beg to agree
"If you're on the hunt for a copywriter who's quick, independent, and delivers top-notch quality, GC is your guy"
"I've had nothing but exceptional work from [GC]. He supported me with website copywriting and email content writing... ...I highly recommend him if you're looking for a gun copywriter!"
"Amazing copywriter, if you don't want to get disappointed hire GC"
"GC delivered great work on our script writing project"
"Really really good bro... ...it's amazing"
"We got over 100 author applications with your recent efforts!"
(which is more than double what they used to get)
And at some point, people start coming to you, instead of you going to them
"Are you able to write some content for an About Us page? Would love your razzle dazzle writing"
How can I say no when they ask so nicely?
"Perfect direction, GC. Thank you"
"Great kid with a captivating passion for his craft"
"Very talented and brilliant... ...it's a pleasure working with you"
"I would definitely hire [GC] again and I recommend him to anyone looking for his services"
"Very nice and professional job!!!!"
"Perfect!!"
"You sir are amazing"
"Talented writer who produced many high quality articles for us. I recommend him if you need a good writer for entertainment articles!"
"I took a chance since there wasn't much prior feedback. I'M GLAD I DID"
"I loved working with you lmao, I keep coming back"
He sure does 😏
But I'm not showing all these to you (just) to brag.
My goal with this email list is to help you reach my level (and hopefully surpass it) more quickly and efficiently than I ever could.
If that sounds interesting to you, it's time to take the first step
Reason #2
you should join my email list
My Daily Copywriting Tips Will Be The Most Fun, Fascinating Way To Become A Better Copywriter
Making learning fun & effortless has been my life's mission - now, you get to experience it
In this email list, you're NOT just getting copywriting tips from thousands of hours of personal copywriting experience and tens of thousands of dollars spent on books, courses, and mentoring...
You're getting all that wrapped up in fun-to-read emails, enjoyable fictional scenarios, and even real-life stories from the LITERAL ARMY
Just look at some of the responses of my emails so far (and this was only the beta run 😈)
"I loved working with you lmao, I keep coming back"
"I loved working with you lmao, I keep coming back"
"I loved working with you lmao, I keep coming back"
"I loved working with you lmao, I keep coming back"
"I loved working with you lmao, I keep coming back"
"I loved working with you lmao, I keep coming back"
"I loved working with you lmao, I keep coming back"
"I loved working with you lmao, I keep coming back"
"I loved working with you lmao, I keep coming back"
"I loved working with you lmao, I keep coming back"
"I loved working with you lmao, I keep coming back"
You can experience it for yourself starting today by getting my emails
Reason #3
you should join my email list
I know a thing or two (or more) about freelancing
And you will, too, after you join my email list
Most successful copywriters you'll see started as sales people or creative writers or English majors.
Which are all paths that are super easy to transition into copywriting.
Well...
Miss me with that BS
I started as a software engineer - practically the complete opposite of a copywriter and the HARDEST path to transition from
And, don't get me wrong...
I was (and still am) a great engineer.
I worked for the Olympic Games in 2020 to create a back-office tool that makes staff scheduling easy and fast.
(and this same tool was still used for the Uefa Euro 2024)
This is me with the team during my last day of some of the best days of my life.
So, why did I leave?
Relationship-wise, it might not have been a good idea.
But career-wise, I had an offer I could not refuse.
Because the reason I left is that I got an offer to go to Switzerland and join CERN.
CERN, aka The European Organization for Nuclear Research, is an intergovernmental organization that operates the largest particle physics laboratory in the world.
Or, for simple terms, you can think about it like joining Europe's NASA.
(This is my CERN ID card that I used to go in and out of the CERN campus)
I stayed there for a while and did some great things for the LHCb experiment, collaborating with the genius scientists that were there.
But eventually I wanted to come back home, close to my friends and family.
So, I had to leave.
When I came back, I started a SaaS business with a friend of mine.
It's a successful app that can be found in 5-star hotels competing with the likes of HILTON.
But the partnership didn't work out for a few different reasons.
(which I also discuss--along with the lessons learned--inside the newsletter)
So, I ended up selling my 50% for cheap to my friend.
(oh and in between all these, as a hobby and practice, built 7 and published 5 mobile apps that have over 20,000 downloads and appeared on TV, Radio, Newspapers, Blogs and even YouTube videos)
You could say I was kinda heartbroken by my SaaS plans not going as I had hoped.
So, I did NOT want to see any more code for a LONG LONG while.
But I still had to somehow put bread on the table.
(Or at least I'd have to when my saved funds eventually run out)
So, I thought I'd give this writing thing a try.
I always liked stories but was too busy to actually spend time writing them.
UNTIL NOW
I signed up on Upwork as a creative writer and thought I'd give this writing thing a try.
And guess what.
I had my first client after ONLY 4 DAYS ON THE PLATFORM
It was for a fun children's book with diversity as an underlying theme.
And then I got another client.
And another.
AND ANOTHER.
Though quickly I realized that creative writing isn't exactly the best way to pay the bills.
And that's when I found copywriting.
I started by writing blogs and I slowly moved more and more towards Direct Response Copywriting.
Fast forward to today, I've worked with over 37 clients, have become a Top Rated Plus freelancer (top 3%), and have 10x'd my rate.
Now I'm operationalizing everything and putting it into short, clear, actionable steps so you can get where I am faster than I did and with less effort than I did.
All through my short, fun, and extremely valuable emails.
I'll be astonished if you join my email list and you actually DON'T get more clients, better reviews, and make more money.
Reason #4
you should join my email list
I'll Give You For My $50-Worth Mini-Course "How To Never Run Out of Email Ideas" For Absolutely FREE
One of the most common problems newer copywriters have--and one I also struggled with for a while--is coming up with fresh new email ideas Every. Single. Day.
This becomes even more of a problem if you have 2 or more clients (or write emails for a client + yourself).
And if you really want to scale up your income, sticking to just 1 client doesn't cut it, if we're being heart-to-heart bros. No homo, even though there's nothing wrong with homo.
So, with 2+ new, fresh, interesting emails per day, your idea well dries up.
It's 60 emails per month, after all. Or 730 per year.
Not so easy to keep people reading.
Unless you know how to come up with UNLIMITED ideas, on demand.
Which is exactly what I teach you inside the--conveniently named--mini-course you're getting for free when you join my email list:
"How To Never Run Out of Email Ideas"
Inside this mini-course, I show you--and explain in excruciating detail--the 11 ways I come up with email ideas.
But these are not JUST unlimited ideas for emails.
They are emails that are PROVEN to work.
Proven to keep the reader engaged, enhance your relationship with your lips, and most importantly...
Make you LOTS and LOTS of money!
"A masterclass on writing engaging emails"
"I love your logic there. Well done!"
Get my "How To Never Run Out of Email Ideas" mini-course for completely free by joining my email list.